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A trusted former dental assistant source tells me it sounds just like a Kavo High Speed Handpiece. Partnered, my boyfriend and I had a slight bit more success when we went condomless and used Yes oil-based lube.

But before he could attempt that, his penis slipped out and we looked at each other like Afterward, I apologized. “It’s not like I thought it would be any good.” Have I mentioned this toy sounds like a dental drill? But the vibrations aren’t quite strong enough, so it’s a tease — and make no mistake, the masturbation session ends with me pounding myself with a glass dildo.

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I hurt him trying to re-insert his penis because I was putting pressure on it when it had nowhere to go.

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I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy.

I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. If my mighty vagina and his average-sized penis can’t handle this thing, I highly doubt a housewife and hubby in Ohio can.

The one bright spot is using Ida solo, which legit does feel nice, but that could never make up for how much it fucking sucks with a partner.

Instead, they have created a “couples'” toy that does the exact opposite of increase intimacy.

” his features fall because he’s afraid I’m going to say “have sex.” But instead I say, “watch ” or “boil the potatoes for dinner” and all is forgiven. Named after a long-ago-discontinued toy in LELO’s first line, Ida sounds like a cute grandmother rather than a sex toy that’s gonna rock your relationship to its core. Marketed as a “couples'” toy, Ida has a 3″ long, 1″ wide shaft that rotates (“like the constantly-wagging finger of a toy that doesn’t even approve of itself”) and a 2.25″ in diameter circular… My boyfriend was pain-free and almost didn’t want to murder me in my sleep, but there was still this sharp, unpleasant pain for me, and I couldn’t pinpoint where it was. If LELO could let go of the whole bullshit, and instead make something like Ida but with a much bigger shaft and more power in the clitoral disc, marketed for solo play — they’d be onto something.

But like the idea of Valentine’s Day being romantic, it cannot live up to the hype the world has created for it. Seriously — he said, “it doesn’t feel like a vagina.” And his penis didn’t feel like a penis, and the contraption stopped him from being able to insert his entire length. Once, I warmed up with some fairly large toys first, which made insertion easier — and thrusting slightly more achievable.

Theoretically, it is meant to be inserted vaginally and still leave enough space for a penis or dildo to join the party. Let me walk you through the first partnered testing session I had with the LELO Ida. Yet it still hurt, he still couldn’t fucking budge (let alone thrust), and we were both struck by the ominous sensation that we weren’t actually fucking.

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