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Henry has his video-game mission: rescue his wife and reduce Akan to a bleeding pulp of meat and bones.
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Tirdad Derakhshani was born in Tehran, Iran, and raised in London and rural North Jersey, where he closely studied a theoretical, radical post-Hegelian approach to cow-tipping. While pursuing doctoral studies in modern religious thought and philosophy, he worked at the Inquirer as a news clerk, researcher, editor, and entertainment writer.
He moved to Philadelphia in the mid-'80s to seek enlightenment, and instead received a B. He hopes Side Show will help citizens better understand the vicissitudes of the Consumerist-Military-Industrial-Infotainment Complex, or, in other words, why Britney Spears has a tendency to shave her head, Brangelina to adopt children, and Lindsay Lohan to crave imprisonment.
For about 90 seconds, the novel first-person-shooter point of view hits our bodies with an unexpected flood of adrenaline, in a heart-pounding rush. For the remaining 941/2 minutes, we feel nothing but a radical passivity - in other words, we don't feel a thing.The surprising effect of the gamer POV is to lull us into a fuzzy dream state.There's a semblance of a plot: A brilliant engineer named Estelle (Haley Bennett) won't accept that her husband, Henry, has been murdered.So she resurrects him using futuristic tech from her robotics lab.Once awakened, Henry has to deal with memory loss and a voice box that doesn't work.(Replace the lead actor with a camera operator, and you don't need to write him any lines.) Just as Henry and Estelle are getting reacquainted, she's kidnapped by an evil albino gazillionaire oligarch named Akan (Danila Kozlovsky), who seems to possess telekinetic powers. Akan's dastardly plan is to force Estelle to use her smarts to make a cyborg army for him.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating